Ecard description: A funny Christmas card featuring an old cowboy with plenty of self-depreciating humour. Verse inside the card: "Howdy friend, Christmas is here. I got troubles and I could use a beer. My house is in shambles, and my mule is sick. Oh, where in the world is jolly St. Nick? Well, enough about me. I’m here to wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, too!"